Stunnin Backstage with LMFAO

My friend calls me up the other day and tells me she is coming to town and we’re going to the LMFAO show at the Oracle Arena in Oakland, California. Her boyfriend is working the show and got us backstage, VIP tickets.  It occurs to me that these guys are huge stunners, so I get pumped. I tell my friend I’m sexy and I know it, so I’ll be there.

We show up decked out in true stunner fashion with some glow in the dark stunners on a pearl chain and get ready to dance our a**es off. I packed a few stunner stickers and decided to spend some pre-game time stunning out the backstage area including the backstage ladies’ room.

We met the Far East Movement on their way out to the stage as the opening act and wished them luck.  The show was insane. It started with a rainbow of spandex and stunners going nuts on the stage and ended with some serious party rock under a shower of champagne, and Sky Blu throwing on a red elephant thong with a long trunk that squeaked when you squeezed the end of it for “I’m Sexy and I Know It”. It was a crazy night and a great opportunity to scope out the new generation of stunners. We felt bad for a few of the VIP fans who had forgotten their stunners at home, so we took care of that for them.